Oh, and watch Rejected Pitches because, come on, a film with a talking baby?? Don’t you realize 10 years from now a movie called Baby Geniuses is going to come out?? That’ll be embarrassing for you, Amy Heckerling.
I’ve never seen Citizen Kane (despite graduating from film school — good work, USC), but if we’re to believe the Rejected Pitches team, it sounds like Citizen Kane is possibly the worst movie ever made.
And why should we not believe the Rejected Pitches team? They make Internet videos.
I think the moral here is that Orson Welles has been dead for decades and can’t defend himself.
John Hughes is routinely praised for his films accurately depicting middle-class adolescence in America’s suburbs. He had a unique gift writing dialog that captured the speech of our nation’s high-schoolers.
Too bad he doesn’t know squat about violence! Kevin would have dead been so fast! Bang! Shot in the head! Bad guys win! Cute kid loses! That’s it! Credits please!
But don’t listen to me. Watch the Rejected Pitches team give John the business.
Well, I’m sad to report that this season of Rejected Pitches has come to end. And what’s a more appropriate way to end than with the beginning…of time, ya nerds! With dinosaurs, ya dummies! And Steven Spielberg is back, too. If you’re a real fan of the series, you know what I’m talking about.
And if you don’t know what I’m talking about, click here.
And if you do know what I’m talking about but aren’t a real fan of the series, perhaps you should watch the rest of the Rejected Pitches series here and become one.