Sorry, Tim Burton, but there’s no sex appeal in a gray-skinned, leather daddy day laborer.
Patrick and Joyce have vastly different perspectives on the new Darren Aronofsky biblical epic.
There’s no need to stretch out a plot about a bunch of tiny, hairy jewelry-loving men into three separate movies.
Steven Spielberg brings in another stinker. This one’s about dinosaurs, yet no one even rides a dinosaur.
Everyone is going to laugh at a grown man who just wants to play with sleds all day.