It was recently announced that the US Olympic Committee chose Boston as its official nominee for the 2024 summer Olympics. That’s an insane choice, so we’ve come up with a list of 10 alternatives.
It’s not the city we deserve, but it’s the one we need right now.
At least when people set fire to cars in Detroit it’s for a better reason than “our baseball team lost.”
3) The Lego City I Built in My Basement
There will be more space, also the people will be less racist.
4) Sin City
5) Sim City
6) Broad City
We’re really excited about this one. Can this be real, though? Maybe a whole Olympics arc for season 3?
Unite the locals and insurgents through a nationalistic sporting competition!
8) Vice City
People will be more respectful to cops and prostitutes here.
9) City City Bang Bang
This isn’t a city. It’s not even a real thing. It’s a pun. But it would still be better than Boston.
Man, weren’t those a great Olympics? Those were the days. Ah, Nagano 1998. Tara Lipinski! Michelle Kwan! Nagano’s in the US, right? Yeah let’s just go back there.