Fall is coming and when it comes, it’s gonna come hard. Are you ready? Do you want it? Do you want fall to come for you? Check out these pics and get yourself rock hard with some fall-play.
Oh, baby that oversized fall sweater, get it all over me. Yeah, drown me in that shit. You can’t even see my arms I’m so fuckin cozy.
Oh FUHCK pick those little plump little red little tasty little applies. Are you a farmer? Are you my little farmer breathing fresh air and putting your apples in a basket?? Yeah stuff those little crispity apples in there, bitch.
Buhhhhhhhhhhh fall TV. Watch it. Watch it. Ooo yeah watch it baby. You like it when everybody comes back from summer hiatus with new haircuts and fresh storylines? You like that?
Woah. What you gonna do with all those floppy layers?? You gonna bundle ‘em? You gonna gather them around your body in a little bundle? Ooh don’t stop don’t stop BUNDLE.
Describe the weather. Do it. Whisper it in my ear. Oh yeah. Ungh yeah that’s right… it’s fuckin crisp.
It’s dark. We’re alone in a movie theater. All the bullshit summer blockbusters have gone. It’s just you, me, and a gritty period piece drama set in 1900s England. Mmm fuck.
Burnt… orange… HolyfuckingshitI’mgonnabust.
Shingles and stones?? You nasty, baby. You gonna get out of town and unplug for some peace and quiet? Ooh, you probly can’t even get service in there. Oh yes, you off the grid you off the grid you OFF THE GRID!!!
Oh BABY that soup has so many vegetables in it, I don’t know if they’re all gonna fit. You gonna have to stuff all those vegetables in there real tight and then cook this soup down until the fiber in the vegetables breaks down into a liquid ohhhhhhhhhh GODDDD.
Mmm yeah pumpkin spice gonna stick my dick in it.