Arguably the most outspoken member of The Belcher family is young Gene, who has gradually revealed his own complex philosophy over the course of six seasons. We’ve collected the best bits of it below, and hopefully you can apply this to your own life with as much zest as he does.

On the rigors of life:

Being honest about your eating habits:
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On making a good impression:
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Being true to yourself:
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On body image:
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On loving your life:
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Being practical:
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Telling it like it is:
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On following your dreams:
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Perhaps the most important rule of all: pants are for squares
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