Ooo well lookee here – the Kardashian krew’s Kristmas kard has kome early. There’s mama Kris front and center, depicted as the scary Whitewalker king from Game of Thrones raising her horrifying army/family. 

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The whole krazy Jenner/Kardashian klan is right behind her, rising up to form her sleeper army of minions. How festive – the frost, the dead mouths, the haunting blue glow that seems more life-like than Kylie’s actual eyes.

And look, little Knorth is there too. Her precious face seems to be saying “LET US MAKE MORE, OUR RANKS MUST SWELL. LET US GROW AND DIVIDE. WE ARE THE NEW ORDER. LET ME KOUPLE WITH MY BROTHER WHEN WE ARE OF AGE AND WE SHALL USHER IN A NEW ERA OF TOTAL DOMINATION”


Adorbs! Thanks as always for sharing, Kardashians! Please don’t touch my cheek with a long blue nail and make me one of you.

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