Whoa, it’s almost time for school again which means TIME FOR A NEW BINDER! Binders are awesome! They hold all your notebooks, pens and when you drop them all your papers going flying everywhere and everyone calls you a loser. Here are some of my favorite binders!
1. Star Wars Droid Binder
Whoa, this binder is very, very cool! It’s supposed to look like R2D2 from Star Wars which is a very famous and popular movie series that I happen to love. This binder is going to look awesome when you drop it on the floor, the papers spray out of it and everyone in your high school calls you a loser. Hecka awesome!
2. Groovy Palm Tree Binder
Dang! This binder is so cool, it will hold my English notebook, my history notebook and my secret notebook where I outline the various fantasy series I’m going to write once I get out of this town. I can’t wait to drop this in the hall and be late to chem because I’m picking up all my papers.
3. Cartoon Cat Binder
Hellooooooooo, Kitty! This very cute binder is sure the make a satisfying slap as it hits the floor and your papers fly everywhere. And, hey, don’t worry about those papers that land under the bank of lockers you just got pushed in to. You probably don’t need them.
4. Groovy Palm Tree Binder For Females
Here’s a more feminine version of that first palm tree binder I showed you. This will go awesome with all the plastic lanyards my camp girlfriend made me. And when I drop this and all my papers fly everywhere, I can focus and meditate on this dreamy beach scene while I pick them up.
5. A Red Binder
You know, it’s weird. People say the world is paperless but, when Dan Hortense slaps your binder out of your hands with his meaty palm, it feels like the world is only paper. This is a red binder.
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