Just look at these pictures. You tell me.


OK, so first off, I know that this person is not Tupac. But if Tupac were still alive, he’d probably be off on a boat in some remote place, right? Two other details: notice how we cannot fully see this man’s face (just how Tupac would want it) and also notice how he is staring at a blank iPad. That last part isn’t really relevant, just kind of weird.

in the front row at the Luca Luca Spring 2006 fashion show during Olympus Fashion Week at Bryant Park September 11, 2005 in New York City.

This is the rapper Cam’ron. He is not Tupac. He did, however, release his first album just two years after Tupac’s reported death. You’re trying to tell me some other rapper just happened to pop up out of nowhere so soon after Tupac died? I don’t know, man. Also, look at this album cover. Pretty cool, huh? Look at it. Yep.

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Come on, man, I’m not an idiot. I know Tupac is not Drew Carey. I’m talking about the woman he’s with. Why is she so afraid? Think about it: if you were hiding for decades, wouldn’t you be scared to appear on a daytime television game show in front of millions? Cover blown, perhaps.

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OK, yes, Drew Carey is also in this picture, but that’s a coincidence. Let’s just move on.


I know what you’re thinking. That’s absurd, Tupac is not a baby. I agree. But what about the dog? Pretty cute, right?

(JAN. 11, 2013): Actor Drew Carey, host of "The Price is Right," poses Jan. 11, 2013 with Mickey Mouse at a kickoff celebration at Disney's Hollywood Studios in Lake Buena Vista, Fla. for the "2013 Walt Disney World Marathon Weekend."  Carey is one of the special guests attending the annual weekend of endurance races and health & fitness seminars at Walt Disney World. (Ali Nasser, photographer)

And while we’re considering all animals, what about man-sized cartoon animals? ANYONE could be in that suit. Except Drew Carey. Not Drew Carey. He’s next to him, so like, that wouldn’t make much sense.


I’m not saying, but I’m just saying. Just try to tell me that pumpkin doesn’t look a whole lot like Tupac. Happy Halloween? Or Scary Halloween? Just a thought.

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