Just look at these pictures. You tell me.
OK, so first off, I know that this person is not Tupac. But if Tupac were still alive, he’d probably be off on a boat in some remote place, right? Two other details: notice how we cannot fully see this man’s face (just how Tupac would want it) and also notice how he is staring at a blank iPad. That last part isn’t really relevant, just kind of weird.
This is the rapper Cam’ron. He is not Tupac. He did, however, release his first album just two years after Tupac’s reported death. You’re trying to tell me some other rapper just happened to pop up out of nowhere so soon after Tupac died? I don’t know, man. Also, look at this album cover. Pretty cool, huh? Look at it. Yep.
Come on, man, I’m not an idiot. I know Tupac is not Drew Carey. I’m talking about the woman he’s with. Why is she so afraid? Think about it: if you were hiding for decades, wouldn’t you be scared to appear on a daytime television game show in front of millions? Cover blown, perhaps.
OK, yes, Drew Carey is also in this picture, but that’s a coincidence. Let’s just move on.
I know what you’re thinking. That’s absurd, Tupac is not a baby. I agree. But what about the dog? Pretty cute, right?
And while we’re considering all animals, what about man-sized cartoon animals? ANYONE could be in that suit. Except Drew Carey. Not Drew Carey. He’s next to him, so like, that wouldn’t make much sense.
I’m not saying, but I’m just saying. Just try to tell me that pumpkin doesn’t look a whole lot like Tupac. Happy Halloween? Or Scary Halloween? Just a thought.