One of the best things about Halloween are those variety packs of fun-sized candy bars. Finally, the one time of year where I don’t have to choose between Snickers, Milky Way, and 3 Musketeers. I can get a taste of everything in one little 6,000 calorie bag!


All year round, I wait for those bags to line the candy aisles at CVS. Not only are they convenient for giving out to trick-or-treaters, they also make a perfect snack for sitting on the couch watching The Craft on Netflix over and over. Also, I live on the 3rd floor of an apartment building and don’t actually get trick-or-treaters.


The fact that they come in individual 6,000 calorie bags are a great way to portion control. You don’t realize how much those tiny fun-sized calories actually add up. If left to my own devices, I wouldn’t know when to stop! Literally, I’m like a dog. I will keep eating until my stomach explodes.

Honestly, these single-serving bags of little candy bars have changed my life, and saved my waistline. Now, off to buy 50 of them to stash in my freezer until next year!

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