To the joy of 80s kids everywhere, Disney announced a new DuckTales reboot coming in 2017. And these days a reboot can only mean we’re getting a dark and gritty version. DuckTales is, after all, the story of Scrooge McDuck, a rich white businessduck whose money and power has corrupted him to the point where his most famous exploit is literally swimming in his vault of money like a big fat parody of a capitalist pig duck. It’s a classic tale of greed and the American dream.


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