ICYMI, my name has been v. blackened in the village of late. Umm thanks? TIL I can’t trust Betty Parris for shit. Kewl. TBH tho, we all kno the source of these rumors is Goody Proctor.
Yah. More like Baddy Proctor, IMO. (BTW John Proctor is bae.)
NBD tho, IDGAF. MFW bae’s wife is a sniveling wench who spreads lies about me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Here’s me when I’m dancing— fully clothed- with Tituba in the forrest: yaaas Tituba, slay. Here’s me when Tituba makes me drink blood so she could conjure spirits: dafuq? I was literally only dancing, but I saw Sarah Good with the devil. I saw Goody Osburn with devil.
More like Sarah Bad. More like Baddy Osborn, IMO.
Also, ELI5 how can I be a witch when it was Goody Proctor that literally made a poppet of my likeness to stick with pins? SMDH.
Now look you. All of you. We danced. And TBH, Tituba conjured Ruth Putnam’s dead sisters. And that is all. Mark this: let any of you breathe a word, or the edge of a word, about the other things, and I will come to you in the black of some terrible night and I will bring a pointy reckoning that will shudder you. And you know I can do it. I have seen some reddish work done at night, and I can make you wish you had never seen the sun go down.
MFW Giles Corey is pressed to death: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TL;DR: Goody Proctor is a gossiping liar.