Pi Day (or what not-nerds call March 14th) is the day when our Gregorian calendar reflects the first three letters of pi. This year’s Pi Day is even better because the entire date (3.14.15) makes up the first 5 numbers of pi.Since it’s impossible to overdo puns with your nerdy friends, here’s a head start on pi wordplay to give you the confidence to talk to people at whatever Pi Day party you’re going to:

**Costumes to wear:**

Vam-pi-re

Pi-rate

Harriet the S-pi

Pi-pi Longstockings

Elvis Pi-resley

Wear jewelry made of Pi-rite

Pi-ley Cyrus

A pi-tbull

Dress up like a pi-le of leaves

The S-pi-ce girls

Pi-mon Cowell

**For the snack table: **

Ap-pi-tizers

Apple Pi (your grandmother’s reci-pi-e)

Pi-zza

Pi-neapple slices

Shrimp Scam-pi

S-pi-ces: Pi-prika, Alls-pi-ce, Chilli Pi-ppers

Pi-tato skins

Pi Food (Thai Food)

**Drinks to serve:**

Pi-ña coladas

Pi-nt of beer

Cosmo-pi-litan

Long Island Pi-ced Tea

Ap-pi-le Martini

A 3.1415926535897 and 7

Pi-rish Car Bomb

**Conversation Starters:**

“What’s your sign? I’m a Pi-sces.”

“I hope Vice President Joe Pi-den runs in 2016.”

“I’ve seen every e-pi-sode of Law and Order, S-pi-cial Victims Unit.”

“How to know when the pi-lot light in your oven has gone out?”

“Anyone from Boise, Pi-daho?”

“I’ve always wanted to visit the Philip-pi-nes.”

“Pi-vy league colleges are so expensive.”

“One time my friend was on an episode of the Pi-rice is Right”

**Entertainment:**

Watch these movies: Life of Pi, Hap-Pi Gilmore, The Pursuit of Hap-pi-ness, Pretty in Pi-nk, Darren Aronofsky’s first film, Pi-ler Perry’s Madea

Screen these TV Shows: Pi Little Pony, Party of Pi-ve, Pi Carly, Saturday Night Pi-ve, Pi-nky and the Brain, How Pi Met Your Mother, Criminal Pi-nds, The Good Pi-fe, CSPi: Pi-ami,

Pi-rotechnics

If you’re into exercise, try some pi-lates

Opening pi-resents

Set up a VIPi room (very important pi-ple)

Have everyone name all 50 U-pi-ted States of America.

**Music to listen to:**

Frankie Valli and the Three Point One Four Seasons

Fiona Apple Pi

Billy Pi-dol

Maroon Pi-ve

Pi-les Davis

Pi-chael Jackson

Stone Temple Pi-lates

Led Zep-pi-lin

Barbara Pi-sand

George Pi-chael

Pi-onel Ritchie

will.pi.am

That song “Cherry Pi” by Warrant

You’re welcome.