Here you go, internet:
Are you happy now? You satisfied? Does that quench your thirst for inane, quirky meme-ery? That’s all you wanted, right? Oh I’m sorry, more? You’re not done?
Why? Why do you want these things? Because according to everything I’ve ever seen on the internet, this is literally all you want. This is your personality. You love weird stuff and you are so unique. So now that you have it all here, are you SATISFIED? Are you SATED? Will you SUBSCRIBE if we promise you MORE?
Don’t worry, I’ll keep the text short. I know how much you hate text.
Is this really what you want, internet? In the bottom of your hearts? That this, and this alone will get you to… click? Because we want your clicks. But they have to be on our things. Don’t click on other things, click on the things that are on our piece of website. Please. Can I create MORE for you?? How can I ALTER my PERSONAL TASTE LEVELS so that EVERYTHING I CREATE is DRIPPING with POKÉMON REFERENCES, NINJAS, ADVENTURE TIME, CORGIS, BABIES DOING ADULT THINGS, SPONGEBOB, SHARKS, ANIMALS IN SUNGLASSES, THE LEGO MOVIE, PIZZA, and DISNEY PRINCESSES???