This was a great year for monsters of the deep to flop ashore and scare the living bejesus out of you.  The 2016 edition is filled with more slimy creepy swimmies than ever! Each of these is nastier than the next. Remember: the deep deep ocean is unknowable and filled with bottom dwelling demons. We look forward to seeing what burbles up in 2017!

7. Smiling Dried Up Eel Shark 

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Eeeeew what am I even looking at? What is this thing? Why is it smiling?

 

6. Chicken Goat of the Sea

DisgustingSeaCreature

THE FUCK IS THIS MONSTER??? The half-amphibian half-mammal pan of the ocean. I’ve seen this before…IN MY DEMON FILLED NIGHTMARES. VOM.

 

5. Suck Monster Fish

gross sea creature

 

Imagine if you found this at the bottom of your shower. You’d never stop screaming. You’d end up like one of those witnesses in a horror movie who is wheeled out to meet the detective, dribbling out the side of your mouth with extreme fear in your eyes, who mysteriously dies or kills themselves two thirds of the way through.

 

4. Bloody Blob


nasty sea creature

WHICH PART IS THE TOP. IS THAT BLOOD. IS THIS A WHALE PLACENTA. IT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE.

3. Disgusting Hairy Squid

 

cute seal

EEEEEEEEEEEW THIS IS SERIOUSLY SO GROSS I HATE IT

2. Chef’s Knife Fish

CrazySeaCreature

 

Is this one of those fish that slips into the urethra in the Amazon? Nasty!

1. Blobfish

blobfish

 

Oh wait. I recognize this guy. He’s cool, he can come in

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