Sunday night’s already tense debate quickly became an even tenser debate when disgraced ‘Today’ host Billy Bush ran onto the stage to propose that Hillary Clinton “ease up” and “give the Donald a hug.”
“Listen, sweetheart,” Bush began, eliciting groans from everyone but Trump in attendance. “The Donald’s had a rough weekend. How about you smile for the Donald, doll? Just give the Donald a hug.”
Trump then opened his arms and made a smoochie-face at Clinton, stunning the crowd into silence and sending Bush into a fit of laughs.
Upon realizing that their gesture had managed to infuriate all of America, Bush and Trump issued a joint public apology. Bush then asked that “all the women in America give us their forgiveness, and a hug.”