Comparing liberal millennials to members of the Ku Klux Klan in an appearance on the Alex Jones Show this week, Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan has finally completed his long transformation into a human Twitter egg. Having grown only more oval with each passing year in the public eye, the already famously egg-like rocker confirmed his total transformation in a petulant rant about conservative victimization on Tuesday.
“The lack of tolerance of ideas and other points of view is the great Achilles heel of the social justice warrior movement” Corgan proclaimed, whiter and smoother than ever before. “They do not apply their philosophical bent across the board equally.” The 49-year-old then adjusted his ill-fitting hoodie and little scarf before asserting that transgender rights activists are bullies.
Though Corgan made no direct mention of his metamorphosis during the interview, the “Bullet With Butterfly Wings” singer made no effort to hide his distain for what he dubbed “Generation Hashtag,” all while looking unmistakably like a big ol’ egg.
Reached for comment on the human Twitter egg’s remarks, young progressives everywhere replied “Who?”