Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian revealed the sex of their new baby today by posting their upcoming daughter’s first mid-pregnancy selfie, taken on the controversial new Apple product, the iPhone Utero.
Every year or so, Apple publicly releases a slate of exciting new products for their millions of consumers, and privately releases several bizarre, experimental oddities for their extensive eccentric millionaire clientele.
“I cannot believe the [iPhone] Utero didn’t exist when I was pregnant with North,” said Kim Kardashian. “All we could post were those dumb, grainy, boring sonograms. No filters, terrible lighting, no curled lip sexy smile. I don’t even want to think about it.”
In its 2016 Millionaires Only collection, Apple also secretly released the iPhoneComputerPadGlassesWatch, which is a solid gold collection of touchscreens that has a battery life of eight minutes. “It’s rad,” confirmed Rob Kardashian.