To the surprise of many, legendary musician Bob Dylan was awarded the 2016 Nobel Prize for literature. It marks the first time a singer-songwriter has received that honor. Dylan has been praised for his poetic lyrics, drawing comparisons to the works of Homer and Sappho. When reached for comment, Bob Dylan had this to say:

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Many fans of the songwriter see this prize as a long time coming. “He’s just so deeply profound, and eloquent. He has truly mastered self-expression through language.” said on fan.

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Well said.

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