Upon hearing word that emails in which he referred to Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump a “national disgrace” had leaked to the public, former secretary of state Colin Powell was observed yanking his computer’s A/C adapter from the power strip to which it had been plugged in.

“Close one,” the retired four-star general was heard exhaling before slouching down in his armchair.

After then receiving a brief phone call, Mr. Powell was last seen carrying his Compaq Presario to the recycling bin at the end of the hall, muttering “Shit, shit” quietly, over and over again to himself.

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