Companies Are Ripping Off Nick Offerman’s Voice

Nick Offerman was upset to learn recently that potato chip brands and tractor companies are ripping off his voice for their commercial. He decided to monetize this flattery on by turning his voice into the valuable commodity that it is: a can of Nick Offerman’s Genuine Voice. We’re at least 80% sure this is the real Nick Offerman on Conan, but he doesn’t have a mustache so it could be an imposter.