We know which ones are the hottest, but check out which of these Disney Princes you wish were real so you could borrow their sperm:

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Prince Adam (Beauty and the Beast)
It’s a tale as old as time: Prince Adam would be a great provider. He owns his own fully-staffed castle in France, so babysitting and college tuition is taken care of. Just don’t ask him to teach your kids to read.

Aladdin (Aladdin)
This guy would give your kids the shirt off his back, if he had one. If you do end up having kids with Aladdin, he’ll make sure to instill a sense of responsibility in them because he’ll constantly be bragging about how he grew up poor.

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John Smith (Pocahontas)
Not a fun dad, but a good dad. He rarely smiles and will probably only say “I love you” once a year, but he’s been in a bi-racial relationship so at least he won’t be as casually racist as other dads.

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Prince Eric (The Little Mermaid)
Eric is a good guy, inside and out. If your kid ends up having some sort of disability, he’ll be patient and kind. Remember, he fell in love with a mute woman who could barely walk. And he’s got a cool scrappy dog. Sign this guy up for fatherhood already!

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Flynn Rider (Tangled)
Flynn is a troublemaker through and through, which makes him the perfect candidate to raise young kids with a sense of wonder and mischief. We didn’t see Tangled but if he can spend 2 hours with Mandy Moore’s voice, he’s got to be a patient father.

Li Shang (Mulan)
As long as you have sons, Shang is a father who will instill a sense of discipline and honor in your children. He’ll make your kids’ friends call him Mr. Shang, but it’s so they’ll respect authority.

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Prince Naveen (The Princess and the Frog)
Prince Naveen is the epitome of a “fun dad.” He’s the kind of father who’s gonna take your kids to a Crosby, Still, & Nash concert when they’re way too young. Rock-a-bye, get this guy a baby.

Pongo (101 Dalmatians)
This guy would make a great dad, because he IS a good dad. He’s got experience 101 times over. Pongo’s not only a good provider, you can also be sure he’s not shooting blanks.

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Prince Phillip (Sleeping Beauty)
Would not be a good dad. He should not be on this list. He kisses unconscious women without their consent. Get him off this list.

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