Though he has faced some criticism for his performance last night, Donald Trump had one thing that gave him an edge over Clinton: using Jeb Bush as a human chair throughout the debate.
Even when things got heated, Trump seemed comfortable perched atop Jeb’s back like a barstool.
While some took issue with the presidential candidate using his former rival like an inanimate object, others applauded it as a show of dominance. Meanwhile, Clinton remained standing for the duration of the evening, leaving many to question her leadership abilities.
When asked for comment after the debate, a hunched over Bush lamented, “I don’t know how it came to this. He just yelled a lot and I got confused and suddenly I was supporting Trump’s 260 pounds of dead weight.”
“It was actually very, very easy,” Trump explained. “Jeb just bent over and let me do it.”