Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner’s recent divorce announcement is allegedly the result of his cheating on her for months with their nanny, Christine Ouzounian. But where does a lonely Hollywood celebrity boy find the perfect nanny to fulfill his nanny affair fantasies?  Below is the email exchange in which Ben Affleck detailed his very specific nanny needs:

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