In advance of Game Of Thrones‘ season six premiere this spring, HBO has begun releasing a series of character posters featuring the show’s cast trapped in the spooky “Hall of Faces.” But what’s happening on the other side of that hall wall? Above Average has secured these exclusive, un-cropped posters that show you the rest of the story!


Jon Snow – I’ve heard of a sandy beach, but a Snowy beach? After being stabbed to death by Alliser Thorne, Jon certainly earned a vacation this season!


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Jaime Lannister – Mama Mia! Westeros’ murkiest antihero has a brand-new hand, and he’s out for sauce!



Arya Stark – Arya was struck blind at the end of season 5, so what is she doing on that G-D skateboard? (Teenagers, am I right?)


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Tyrion Lannister – Geez HBO, spoiler alert? I guess it’ll be cool to see this fan-favorite be dealt a Mortal Kombat fatality this season, but I didn’t want to find out like this.



Daenerys Targaryen – Bow WOW! It looks like this queen of dragons has gone to the dogs for season 6!

(Illustrations by Mike Antonucci for Above Average.)

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