Ugh. Can someone tell these ignoramuses to get with the times? We’ve spotted the Ku Klux Klan in their infamous all-white garb – and it’s after Labor Day!

This is a MAJOR a fashion faux pas, and even worse, an affront to the progress of this great nation. Did you know that in the 1800s, it was perfectly acceptable to wear white any time of year? However, thanks to the fine fashionistas of the Gilded Age and the ever-looming specter of coal soot, we did away with such boorish behavior. Well, most of us did, anyway. (We’re looking at you, Klansmen.)


Listen, there’s a lot to loathe about the whole Klansmen getup. There’s the awful pointy hood (pro tip: try a fedora), those creepy eyeholes (pro tip: try Warby Parker), and of course, those tacky insignias that represent the most vile, hateful cretins that have ever sucked air on this earth (pro tip: try not that.)

Being a plague on American society was bad enough. Now, you’re also a plague on our early Autumn eyes. Our foremothers of the Gilded Age would be ashamed.

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