In this depressing era we live in, it’s not too often we get a piece of genuinely good news. That’s why we think you’ll find it especially heart-warming to hear about this baby koala at the San Diego zoo who tried to—oops, never mind it was just shot by police.
Dang, that’s a bummer.
We really thought this was gonna be ray of sunlight amidst the endless doom and gloom.
The police are saying it was an accidental discharge. Ugh, everyone will have a take on this. Those terrible takes will provoke equally terrible counter-takes. Soon the internet will fill with flame wars. Eventually, Trump will weigh in.
Ugh, ugh, ugh.
Well, if you want a break from the dead koala, you can check out this litter of baby s–oh no they were swallowed by a mud slide.
The world is just terrible.