This past week, the Guy From R.I.P.D. and What’s-Her-Face welcomed a beautiful baby girl into the world. The 27-year-old Blonde Actress (I Think?) was said to have given birth at a hospital near their quaint home in Bedford, New York while her husband, Star of “The Croods,” stayed by her side in the delivery room.
The baby’s name has not yet been confirmed, but sources close to the Main Character in The Green Lantern Reboot and Ah You Know Her, The Girl Who Was in the Movie About the Pants That Fit Everybody claim that the proud parents are considering naming the baby “Violet,” after a family member.
Our inside source told us “He’s so happy to be a father. Almost as happy as he was when he got that role in Just Friends, the movie where he wore a fat suit for most of it.”
As for mommy, our source continued: “She’s just over the moon. Now she’s not just NOT Leighton Meester, she’s also ‘mom.’”
Our happiest of wishes to the new family. Congratulations to Ryan Reynolds (Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Two Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place, One Episode of Sabrina the Teenage Witch in 1996), and The Woman Who’s Married to Ryan Reynolds but Also Dated Ryan Gosling, Which is Confusing.
Oh, BLAKE LIVELY! Ah I knew I’d get it.