Halloween is the one time of the year where you can get out of your comfort zone and be a little dangerous. Get in the spirit by trying out these spooky, sultry sex moves that will scare your boyfriend’s dick right off his body.

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The Wicked Witch

This is a nice easy move to start out with. While on top of your boyfriend having your typical utilitarian intercourse, suddenly grab on to his throat like a broomstick handle and unleash your most terrifying, witchy cackle. His dick is sure drop dead from fright.

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The Psycho


Getting frisky in the shower is always fun, but this time, give it a Halloween twist. As your lover is taking a shower, put on some sexy lingerie and sneak into the bathroom with a sharp kitchen knife. Seductively pull back the shower curtain and make violent stabbing motions. He’ll be so scared and aroused, his terrified dick will melt right off and circle down the shower drain, just like in the movie!

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The Exorcist

This one takes a little planning, but it’s totally worth the effort. Before you and your boyfriend have sex, take a big swig of some Campbell’s split pea soup. Hold it in your mouth without swallowing for the entire duration of intercourse, as inconspicuously as possible. Right as your man is about to climax, projectile vomit the soup all over him. He will be so horrified that his penis will detach from his body and run away like a scared, whimpering puppy dog.

These are just a few ideas, but there are plenty of ways to bring mischief night into the bedroom this Halloween. The only limit is your sick, demented imagination. Your boyfriend will thank you, as soon as he finds his frightened penis.

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