The highly anticipated Minions movie made a whopping $115 million this week, so there’s no better time to share a list of depressing tattoos that real adults got of the minions.
This adult took the money they earn from a job and then sat there waiting for this minion tattoo to be drawn and then paid that money to the tattoo artist. There was a transaction.
This grown up took a photo of two minions in puzzle pieces and the tattoo artist probably said, “Is this really what you want?” and the person replied, “Yes. This is what I want.”
“Hey Tattoo Artist? I feel like The Terminator is too scary but I definitely want people to know I’m familiar with it so can we just stick a minion in there? Great.” –This person, maybe!
FROM ONE ADULT TO ANOTHER, A TRANSFER OF MINIONS.
Evolutionarily, humans are programmed to want to procreate and this very well might be one of those humans. This tattoo is on a potential parent.
This person found another person who agreed to MARRY THEM. I swear to God if these two said, “Banana” instead of “I do” at the altar…
This adult might get into a debate with someone and will automatically lose because no one should have to take this seriously.
This grown-up PAYS RENT and might even know what a HEDGE FUND is.
This is the same adult that is eligible to vote and might be a part of determining who is going to be president.
We at Above Average (also adults, for reference) are horrified.