In a continued effort to modernize the Catholic church, cool dude Pope Francis created a secret menu for when parishioners went to church to get anointed this Ash Wednesday. Said Pope Francis: “Doesn’t matter what you get on your forehead, as long as you’re honoring our sweet, sweet lord.” Here’s a sneak peek at the menu:

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