A report by Lindsay DiVangelo, age 14
Over the summer my family went to Washington DC to drop my brother off at his dorm at Georgetown and they made me go to a bunch of museums and like, libraries. And I saw a lot of vintage pictures, and I was like “wow literally there were so many hot Vice Presidents” so here is my report on the hottest Vice Presidents.
10. WILLIAM R. KING
My friend Ashley was like “he looks like Benedict Cumberbatch!!” and I was like “who is that” and she was like “he plays Dr. Who” and then I looked him up and I thought “omg yes. Very, very hot.”
9. THEODORE ROOSEVELT
So I guess this guy was also president at some point? I thought he was kind of hot and then I asked Ashley and she told me he didn’t have legs and was in a wheelchair and then I was like “omg I would TOTALLY date a guy in a wheelchair I don’t even care.”
8. HANNIBAL HAMLIN
He just looks so sad I wanna be like “I’ll fix you!!!” Anyway, love him. Creepy bow tie but whatever it’s kind of hot like in a Bill Nye way.
7. THOMAS HENDRICKS
Omg this guy looks like Brielle’s dad!!! My friend Brielle has this hot dad and we’re all like, Brielle we would make out with your dad, and she’s like shut up that’s the man who raised me don’t objectify him like that!! But literally Thomas Hendricks is so cute.
6. JOHN NANCE GARNER
Ummmm a blonde? Yes please. Love it. I would sit in the back of the bus with this guy, he’s super cute. The eyebrows are like, kind of missing on his face but I can help him draw them on if it gets annoying, I’m great at drawing on eyebrows.
5. LEVI P. MORTON
lol I did this one as a joke.
4. DAN QUAYLE
Um, hi Dan Quayle. It’s hard to find a guy esp. in 8th grade who dresses nice for their body type. Love it. Would totally crush on Dan Quayle also he seems smart and that’s like, a good thing because you want to be able to have conversation with guys. Otherwise you’re like ummm can we talk about something else besides how you just learned how to do an ollie please? Thanks.
3. NELSON ROCKEFELLER
So, I love nerds (can’t help it nerds are so cute! Lol) and these glasses are like, you are such a cute little nerd Nelson! Your name is Nelson!!!
2. JOHN C. BRECKINRIDGE
Legit this guy looks like Snape, lol. Would totally make out with him. Weird hair and also those eyebrows- like, WHERE did they go?? I guess in ancient times they didn’t have good eyebrows. Again, I’m honestly the best in my school at drawing on eyebrows because I watch TONS of makeup tutorials and one day I’m gonna live in Paris, so I can do his eyebrows, no problem.
1. JOE BIDEN
I would stick my whole tongue down Joe Biden’s throat in two seconds.
In conclusion, these Vice Presidents are all, like, good people who literally have made the world a better place. And I had a really great time in Washington DC this summer. Very cool old pictures, I love vintage stuff.
– Lindsay DiVangelo