The following is a part of Above Average’s Cheek Week. Click here for more butt stuff.
These are directions for how to take a toilet selfie.
Step 1: Find your nearest toilet.
Step 2: Do whatever nasty stuff on the toilet first. Get that out of the way.
Step 3: Turn your phone’s camera to “selfie” mode.
Step 4: Point the lens at your selfie.
Step 5: Include some distinguishing toilet things.
Step 6: Don’t include any of the nasty stuff you dropped in the t.
Step 7: Take the picture.
Step 8: Show your toilet selfie to the world.