This year’s gathering of world leaders at the G20 Summit was brought to a screeching halt when US president Barack Obama RKO’d Russian president Vladimir Putin.
Amidst talks of cyber security, President Obama accused the Russian leader of being behind a string of recent hacks. In response Putin jumped up from his seat, ripped open his shirt, and shouted, “What you gonna do, Brother?!”
As expected, following the RKO, Obama stomped around the meeting room yelling, “Can you smell what Barack is cooking?”
“This is the exact reason we stopped holding these summits in metal cages,” said Chinese president Xi Jinping. “Just once it would be nice for no one to get body-slammed.”
While Obama and Putin were immediately separated, German Chancellor Angela Merkel invited both to continue the fight during her Goldshlager-sponsored Midnight Fight Club.