Recent predictions from the tech world are saying that the iPhone 7, to be released fall of 2016, will lose its headphone jack so that users are forced to connect headphones through the lightning port, the singular hole left in the device. This change to a single hole, in addition to the new Rose Gold color option that emerged with the iPhone 6S, has made it difficult not to assume that the iPhone is slowly morphing into a vagina.

Below is a predictive timeline of the iPhone’s inevitable evolution from a smartphone featuring a 64-bit A9 chip and a 4K camera, to a fully functioning human vagina:


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