According to a document obtained by Middle-East scholar Aymenn Jawad al-Tamimi, ISIS- the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant- slashed the salaries of its fighters by 50% this past week. It’s a sure sign that the terrorist group is scrambling to control its finances in light of recent heavy losses, and a much-needed reassurance to the U.S. and their allies that their offensive has not been in vain. By way of this comedy website’s deep connections with the Middle East Forum, here is an exclusive peek at the communication from ISIS HR.


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