We’ve talked before about so-called “hoverboards”. You’ve probably seen them around on our streets, on television, and even on college campuses. They are probably the greatest threat to American society we face today. Except, as Jessica Williams of The Daily Show points out, they don’t hover, they’re basically stick-less segways, and whatever potential they might have had has been squandered by the mega-douches who ride them. Watch as she valiantly struggles to bring us the future we deserve.