I dunno, I just wanted to check in. Say hi.
Remember me? I’m Jon Gosselin, from Jon and Kate + 8, hit TLC reality show.
I got famous because my wife, Kate Gosselin, gave birth to sextuplets. We already had twins. And the we had sextuplets. It was crazy. TLC made a reality show about our lives. Our marriage crumbled on TV, that sucked and was crazy. Sometimes I think, If we had called the show K8 + Jon, would things have been different? I dunno.
After our marriage fell apart I did great. I bagged cool girls. One of the girls I bagged back then is now married to Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s dad. So, in a way, I’m Lindsay Lohan’s dad. Haha, bummer because she’s so beautiful.
Then I became a spokesperson for Ed Hardy and went on boats with Christian Audigier. I wore shirts with tigers on them. Once Christian pushed me off the boat, as a joke. I smoke cigarettes. Do you remember?
Now, I have a nice girlfriend. I install solar panels in Pennsylvania. I live normal. I see my kids on weekends. Kate and I still don’t get along. I have a dog. I feel mellow. Ok, I gotta go. It was nice to see you again, everyone.
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