I think that I have never known / some words as lovely as a poem! (Umm THAT’S why we leave the poetry to the professionals!) As the country comes together to celebrate our cherished poets on National Poetry Day, let us also celebrate the poems that celebrate Justin Bieber’s penis, a subject that has inspired wordsmiths from Shakespeare to James Franco. Here are our favorite classic poems about nature’s favorite muse!





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