Sup, Beliebers? Y’all may have seen the picture I recently posted on Instagram of a totally sexy coloring book I worked really hard on. I told you all that I did it because I wanted to challenge myself. But I have to come clean with you. I’ve spent days coloring hot, bangin’, 100% animated women with one goal in mind: to find the “clitoris.”

So many people have told me about this thing called the clit — my agents, my mom, the adult-baby I used to date, Selena Gomez. Scooter Braun, literally my best friend in the whole world, ALWAYS walks around screaming, “Don’t cha quit till you see that clit!” But in my many years of showing women my penis, I have yet to find it.

So, like, where is it? Seriously, please help me. Look, here’s page 6 of the coloring book, “Sick Drawings For Boys With Boners” I’ve been using:

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Now that I’ve got dreads, this is the final thing I need to fully be considered as an adult. I NEED THIS.

Xo
Biebz

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