New App Allows You To Safely Ignore Everything That Isn’t Your iPhone Screen

Are you obsessed with Pokémon GO? So obsessed that you can’t put your phone down? Even while walking in the middle of a very dangerous intersection? Well, Rob Paravonian has an App for you!  With the new EscortAR app, there’s now no need to sacrifice missing that rare Vaporen simply because your personal safety is at risk.  In just a couple of taps, you will be provided with a dedicated escort who will safely guide you around town while you chase after your dreams of being a PokéMaster. Thanks to EscortAR, they’ll be watching the world so you can continue to ignore it!