There’s something that has been weighing on my mind recently. I don’t want to jinx it, or put anything out in the universe that I’m later going to regret, but I just have to ask: Where is Sarah Palin in all this?

I mean, look at the facts. She was one of the first prominent people to endorse Trump. She’s also horrifically misguided and incompetent. So…where is she? Shouldn’t she have some kind of major role in this?

I’m just asking questions here.

Where is Sarah Palin? How weird is it that she isn’t involved?

Doesn’t all this mayhem just feel a little weird without Sarah Palin involved? If they’re continuously trotting out conservatives who get all their information from online conspiracy theorists to yell at the press, then who better than Sarah Palin? What is she, just sitting around her house right now? How weird is that???

Am I right to be even more worried that she’s not around? I know that doesn’t make any sense, but somehow it does, to me. It just feels like the order of the universe has been disrupted.

Something isn’t right here. I mean, beyond all the obvious things that aren’t right. Something else, that is not important. Anyway, sorry for making you think about Sarah Palin.

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