Ahem. Excuse me. Hello there everybody. Wow there’s a lot of people here. Okay, well, here it goes. I stand in front of you today, because I have a pretty big announcement to make, um, today. I would like to tell all of you that I am officially giving my, uh, full political support to, um, Hillary Clinton. Yes.

I have, uh, worked very hard as the President of this great country, and I am sure that Hillary will, um… will, uh, continue the work, that I have, uh, worked. I’m not just saying this stuff because she was, like, my Secretary of State or whatever. I’m saying this because, uh, I want to. She’s just very, um, good. And I think she will be very, uh, good. Yeah.

I know she’s been, um, bad. A few times. Here and there. But who hasn’t, um, been bad? Right? Um. You know? Like…um… nobody’s, uh, perfect. Um…


WASHINGTON, DC - JUNE 23:  US President Barack Obama talks about today's Supreme Court ruling, at the White House June 23, 2016 in Washington, DC. The high court today announced that it was evenly divided in a case concerning President Barack Obama's controversial executive actions on immigration.  (Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images)

She’s just good, okay? She’s very, just, good.

Look, Donald Trump cannot be the president of the United States. He just can’t. If that man takes office, our country is doomed. Doomed! Which is why I have to—err uh—want to, dammit… want to—Which is why I want to throw my complete support behind Hillary. Um. Yeah. Um…. Hillary Clinton is nice and good and I like her goodbye.

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