Subway has completely severed ties with spokesperson Jared Fogle after he admitted to a lot of horrific crimes against children. But, we wondered: how is Quiznos feeling about all this? We easily broke into the Quiznos database (the password was “Quiznos”) and found this e-mail correspondence:


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