WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 18: U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg participates in an annual Women's History Month reception hosted by Pelosi in the U.S. capitol building on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C.  This year's event honored the women Justices of the U.S. Supreme Court: Associate Justices Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Sonia Sotomayor, and Elena Kagan. (Photo by Allison Shelley/Getty Images)

Look at me. Look how sorry I am.

Hello America, Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg here. A few days ago I made some ill-advised comments about Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump. Today I would like to say I so so so so so regret making said comments about the fascist pig who might be our next president, god help us all.

Supreme Court Justices are entrusted with the unbiased, scholarly interpretation and application of our Constitution. For me to make a political statement about the end times that will surely ensue should that half-wit be elected to public office at any level was out of line and I’m sorry. It brings me no pleasure to have to repeat all the things I’ve said about Trump and apologize for them. But here I go:

I am so so sorry for saying out loud that Donald Trump is a bottom-feeding, conniving scam artist whose election would almost certainly usher in an era of division and strife unseen in America since the turmoil of the late 1960s. And I should never have implied that his popularity is a sign that our public education system is in dire need of reform. Why did I say that? Really a thoughtless slip of the tongue on my part.

I’m sorry for saying he’s xenophobic, misogynist opportunist of the highest and most dangerous order. I’m sorry for saying he’s a pervert who wants to have sex with his daughter. I’m sorry for saying his mere existence is a national disgrace. Really. I’m very sorry for verbalizing all of these sentiments and will refrain from making any further public comments on the presidential race.

In conclusion, I’m sorry. So sorry. If I speak again of Donal Trump it will not be as the manipulative, master con artists that he is but as a lump of cells and carbon. All men are equal under the law, even the evil ones.

God bless America, including the anti-Christ, Donald J. Trump.

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