In a disturbing blow to his previously flawless reputation, rapper Chamillionaire has been found riding clean through the streets of his hometown of Washington, D.C.
“We’ll get to the bottom of these baseless accusations,” said an attorney for Chamillionaire. “His family asks for privacy at this challenging time.”
According to police reports, D.C. officers pulled Chamillionaire over for driving 27 miles per hour in a 30 MPH zone. They simply wanted some autographs and pictures, which the 36-year old was happy to provide, and to ask if he would sing at their daughters’ school fundraiser, to which Chamillionaire replied that he would check his schedule and get back to them.
They all then shook hands and parted ways amicably. Later, Chamillionaire was overheard singing to himself the lyrics of his new song, “Driving Safely.”
The see me rolling,
Patrolling because that’s the duty with which they were entrusted by the taxpayers.
Tryin’a catch me drivin’ safely (which will be easy because I always obey the speed limit)