Controversy erupted today when Donald Trump did and/or said something. It was really crazy and also offensive probably. People got mad, but his supporters were still cool with it. Then Trump said something about ISIS or China or Bill Clinton. Whatever, I don’t even know. I’m so tired of talking and thinking about this guy.

It’s like every damn day I’m all, “Look at this outrageous thing Trump did! Here’s my commentary on it!”

Well that’s it, people. I’m tapped out. I got nothing. I just want to go to sleep and not wake up until the election is over, please. I’d like to be cryogenically frozen, and don’t defrost me until Hillary Clinton’s inauguration.


I long for those innocent days before this election cycle started. I was so young, so eager, so full of life. I had no idea how good I had it.

Anyway, how about that most recent thing in the news about Donald Trump? I really can’t believe that he would go that far. It’s like, “Wow.”

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