British pop sensations The Spice Girls have announced a surprise reunion tour, and they are introducing a trendy new member: Pumpkin Spice.
“Pumpkin Spice brings a fresh new flavor to the Spice Girls,” said the group’s manager. “Pumpkin is all about celebrating the fall and being delicious. She’s so much more than a Spice; she’s a lifestyle.”
Fans of the group were excited to welcome them back to the stage and to watch the newest member perform classics like “Wannabe” and “Spice Up Your Life.” The show should be a high energy affair chock full of bodies slamming down and winding all around.
“If you think about it, the Spice Girls are now the ultimate band for autumn,” continued the Girls’ manager. “Pair Pumpkin with Scary Spice? You’ve got a little Halloween combo there. Pumpkin with Ginger? Boom, you’ve got Pumpkin pie going. What else, um, Pumpkin and Sporty? I’m thinking fall baseball, yes! They’ve got it all, it’s brilliant.”
Additionally, the group informed fans that the vocal arrangements would remain the same since Pumpkin Spice is, in fact, a latte and cannot sing.