While wearing his big, furry hat, any proclamation Stephen Colbert may make instantly becomes law. Last night, on The Late Show, Colbert returned to his furry hat to declare that from now on “fat-free peanut butter must be called what it actually is: a brown waste of time” and that “anyone who says ‘totes amazeballs’ will be brutes executed” as well as many, many more. Make sure you are up to date with all of Stephen’s new laws by watching the latest edition of Big Furry Hat.

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