Hello.

Did you just read that word and hum along to it, in the melody of Adele’s new song “Hello?”

Me too. Stop it.

The last thing anyone thinks when listening to Adele is “Wow, I wish someone else was singing over this, but worse.” If someone plays an Adele song, it means they wanted to hear Adele. Not you. If they wanted to hear you sing, they would have paid $11 for a bunch of recordings of your voice. But they didn’t do that. Because you’re not Adele.

So shut up.

It doesn’t matter if it’s fun. It doesn’t sound as good as Adele. Adele’s voice is a Jaguar. Yours is a Hyundai Elantra.

That’s why I’m taking this pledge. A challenge I extend to you, dear (probably) white (probably) young (probably) woman, in order to better yourself and the eardrums of those around you:

 

adele no sing pledge

 

So please, join me and others who have taken the pledge:

 

adele other pledges katherine


 

adele other pledges dan

 

adele other pledges tim

 

adele other pledges ziwe

 

adele other pledges jackie

 

adele other pledges melanie

 

adele other pledges ford

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