It’s been well documented on many credible sources (Tumblr.com) that Ariana Grande’s sole purpose in life is to become Mariah Carey. To be honest, it’s undeniable if you have basic knowledge of pop culture, Ariana Grande, Mariah Carey, dopplegangers, Nick Cannon, Single White Female (the movie), Egyptian curses, Egyptian history, the inside of my brain, and Big Sean.
So it’s no surprise to anyone, that as soon as Ariana heard the news that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon were getting divorced she ditched Big Sean. (The news of the divorce was announced in January, but Ariana has teeny ears, so it takes a long time for her to hear things.) So while, Big Sean has been a suitable Nick Cannon lookalike, now that the real thing is available Ariana jumped on the opportunity.
If you need further proof, take a look at this side by side comparison of Ariana Grande and Mariah Carey.
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Karin Louse Hammerberg is a writer, actor, person who lives in Brooklyn, NY. She performs and writes at the Upright Citizen Brigade Theater and is currently working on the television show Friends of the People. She tweets: @karilouhamm