Tis the season! Lovers of autumn and certified missing people Alyssa Martin and Craig Bright strolled into a Burlington-area corn maze, and still haven’t come out! It’s been three days! Their families are worried.

Here are Alyssa and Craig entering the corn maze.

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And here are Alyssa and Craig realizing they may be in for more than they bargained for!

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Uh oh, they’re really lost!

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Where did Craig go?! Seriously, where did Craig go?

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Here’s Alyssa’s shoe, found the next morning. We’re all very concerned.

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Here’s Craig’s family, wondering what happened to their little boy.

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Can YOU find these two fall funseekers who’ve been lost in a corn maze? Journey down to Cappy’s Corn Maze today! Please. They’ve almost certainly got a lawsuit on their hands.

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